Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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