Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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