so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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