She said her name was "party"
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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