i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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