I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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