shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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