nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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