I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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