I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I think a kid would responsible me up
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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