Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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