Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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