I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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