what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
we made out on top of his cat.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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