i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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