Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Randomize
