We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
