you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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