I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize