I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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