He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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