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(212): View more from New York

Send those Picts to my email please. From last night

(941): View more from Florida

Ps thx for the porn on my phone

(212): View more from New York

;) ur welcome

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(302): View more from Delaware

I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.

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(716): View more from New York

Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend

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(305): View more from Florida

You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.

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(517): View more from Michigan

He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time

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(208): View more from Idaho

I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear

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(618): View more from Illinois

Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?

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(518): View more from New York

she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night

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