Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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