i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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