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Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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