Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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