She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
