You really coming over, don't trick.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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