Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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