But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Life is so much better after having sex.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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