Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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