And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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