It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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