She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I need water and some morals
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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