you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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