so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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