U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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