:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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