I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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