Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
please come you make the beer taste better
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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