you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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