i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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