You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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