My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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