there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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