This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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