The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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