i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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