I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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