I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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