Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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