My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
the raccoons are back...
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